Check it out, it's my new fantasy series, Trolled. Look at it up there. Isn't it shiny? Just think, one click and you'll be on the book's product page. A click after that and it'll be yours. I mean, at this point, wouldn't it be weird if you DIDN'T buy it?
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
Buy before Xmas and get your copy of Trolled for the frankly embarrassing price of 99c/99p. Holy heck, what am I like?