David Bussell - Comedy Proffesional

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Monday, 23 January 2017

Wednesday, 7 December 2016


Howdy, Trousers!

Check it out, it's my new fantasy series, Trolled. Look at it up there. Isn't it shiny? Just think, one click and you'll be on the book's product page. A click after that and it'll be yours. I mean, at this point, wouldn't it be weird if you DIDN'T buy it? 


Buy before Xmas and get your copy of Trolled for the frankly embarrassing price of 99c/99p. Holy heck, what am I like?

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

An Incredible Movement

I found this on the wall of my gym but decided it worked better here as a "please flush" reminder...

Monday, 21 December 2015

Captain America loves Hotel Graffiti

I just found out that I got a mention in Before We Go, a 2014 romance movie starring (and directed by) Hollywood's Chris Evans. Here's a snippet of dialogue from the film:

"Do you know the most interesting thing about hotel art is not the actual art itself, obviously, but it's what's behind it."
"- What, like a safe?"
"- No."
"Have you heard of hotel graffiti?"
"- No."
"- This comedian started it when his TV didn't work in his hotel room. He just started doodling on, like, the back of paintings. And it caught on from there."

Weird to think that for a brief while I occupied the head space of Captain America (and, to a lesser extent, the Human Torch).

There's a clip of the above scene in the film's trailer at the 2:00 minute mark

Tuesday, 13 October 2015

What the hell is a Sextrap Dungeon?

Great question, chum!

Sextrap Dungeon is a series of standalone gamebooks that combines the 1980s interactive Fighting Fantasy book craze with parody erotica.

Sextrap Dungeon: Book 1 is a dating simulator where you play the part of a hapless lothario prone to getting murdered in horrific ways. It’s essentially sex ed disguised as smut, with every douchebag decision paid for with a bucket of blood.

Sextrap Dungeon 2: Critical Ass transplants the action to a Mad Max style dystopia. As a radioactive fallout blows across a bleached wasteland, you play the role of a post-apocalyptic booty hunter with a singular mission: to turn a total catastrophe into a total cat-ass-strophe. 

Sextrap Dungeon 3: Clock Tease turns the format on its head, letting you play the part of a female scientist time-hopping through history on an epic hunt for man trim. It’s an unashamed and sex-positive story of empowerment with a decidedly feminist undercurrent.

As if that wasn't enough to tempt you to buy the whole bloody series, here's what the reviewers have had to say about Sextrap Dungeon:

“As ridiculously funny as it is addictively playable, this is one for the ages.” (Mustard Magazine)

“Leisure Suit Larry meets Saw… the funniest thing I’ve read this year.” (Kindle Cover Disasters) 

“When it comes to death, this book does not f*ck around… more awesome than antibiotics in a smallpox outbreak.” Richard Cobbett (PC Gamer)

“[Like] a choose-your-own-adventure version of The Aristocrats.” (Biblio-therapy)

Click on the links above to visit the books' Amazon pages and purchase your copies. Go on. You deserve this.


Friday, 13 March 2015


Howdy trousers,

I'd like to tell you about my new book series, Normalized, the four part diary of a superhero who is robbed of his powers and arrives at the absurd decision to fight evil as a normal man – sort of like Superman by way of Adrian Mole. To get Part One on your Kindle/iPad/Bookulator, GO HERE.

Or maybe you're a genitals-to-the-wind maverick, in which case, why not take a gamble and get all four parts of Normalized as a set (at a 25% overall saving)? You can do that HERE.

And for those of you who do your reading off of actual pages like an animal, the paperback will be available early next month.

Hasta la bye bye,